Me, a nut in a shell

So, what exactly can I say about myself that won’t sound too arrogant or too boring?

I’m trying to figure out myself as well as this mother f’ing site. I am technologically impaired. Good God, man!
I am an artist, jewelry maker, former actress, and I once upon a time released an album. Those are my jobbies. That’s my word for jobs that are hobbies. That is not who I am though, is it?

Ok, so… who I am is really not all that impressive. I have PTSD, anxiety, and severe depression (which, by the way, is this months flavor)

I got bored in writing in bold. Welcome to italics!

I’m almost 40 and I just realized I need a label maker in my life. It’s funny how we need to “label” things. Life is a bunch of labeling. “Let’s try to figure it all out and put it in a nice box with a label.”
Fuck that!

And just like that we are back to bold.

I don’t know why I am on this earth to be quite honest. Part of me believes I am half alien and I am here to observe and report back to the mothership. Another part of me believes I am here to learn lessons so I can grow as a person, and yet another part of me wants to die. I have tried 6 times, thus far. A good friend of mine told me I should stick to something I’m good at. Such as art. That made me laugh.

Now I am suppose to write a citation.

”This is the strangest life I have ever known.”

Jim Morrison

Oh wait, that’s a quotation.

Let’s pretend this is a date.
(Putting on my best girl voice)
so my favorite bands include Rasputina, Alt J, Delerium, and any band Amanda Palmer has ever been in.
I just love Amanda Palmer.
my favorite movies are City of Lost Children, The Cell, and Nacho Libre.
yes, silly… I am a natural red head.
How dare you ask me if the carpet matches the drapes. This date is over!

Ok, so I think you are getting to know me a bit more now, so I should stop and run away, cuz that’s my M.O.

Peace out Motha’s